Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Scorpions 6 1 .857 115 48
McCarren Hotel Titans 6 1 .857 96 60
St. Anselm 3 3 .500 73 53
Turkey's Nest AT 2 5 .286 50 64
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Suzies 5 1 .833 55 42
The Bedford Yetis 3 4 .429 62 99
Pete's Candy Store 2 5 .286 73 77
Turkey's Nest 0 7 .000 20 101
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 6 1 .857 89 44
Roebling Sports Club 5 2 .714 111 70
Clems 3 3 .500 63 56
The Gutter 86ers 1 5 .167 36 89
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 4 2 .667 55 37
Echo Bravo 4 2 .667 69 44
Loggers 2 5 .286 58 83
Carmine's Bombers 1 6 .143 44 102

Schedule

Week 08 - May 22
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Gibson 1
Loggers @ The Bedford Yetis 2
1:00 Pete's Candy Store @ Echo Bravo 1
Turkey's Nest @ Kilo Bravo 2
3:00 Carmine's Bombers @ Parkview Suzies 1
Turkey's Nest AT @ Clems 2
5:00 McCarren Hotel Titans @ The Gutter 86ers 1
St. Anselm @ Roebling Sports Club 2

Last Week's Results

Week 07 - May 15
Pete's Candy Store14 @ Turkey's Nest AT 11
Echo Bravo10 @ Roebling Sports Club 5
Loggers11 @ The Gutter 86ers 6
Carmine's Bombers5 @ Clems 12
Parkview Suzies7 @ McCarren Hotel Titans 17
The Bedford Yetis2 @ Parkview Scorpions 26
Kilo Bravo8 @ Gibson 9
Turkey's Nest0 @ St. Anselm 11

Letter from the Parks Dept – Please read!

Fri, Apr 1, 2016

Helloooo Players and Fans of the WSL!

So, I wanted to reach out to the league to let you know of a critical change to our culture that I was just informed of by the Parks Dept.

Apparently, citing the Williamsburg City Council, the Police Department and the Elderly Polish Ladies OutReach Team (E-PLOP), the Parks Department has notified that they are putting major restrictions on all the softball leagues in Brooklyn saying:

“Due to the high levels of violence caused by players using excess alcohol, we have no other choice but to begin to crack down on players on the field, as well as their spectators, namely: the very vicious girlfriends of the players who regularly get in fights with girlfriends/wives/sisters of opposing teams.”

They have now stated that there is NONE of the following allowed in the park from now on:

1) No Smoking – of any kind
2) No Drinking – of any kind
3) No Tobacco – of any kind (I assume they mean dip)
4) No Selling of Food – of any kind, primarily empenadas, hotdogs, churros and ceviche

They are being very stern and will have “Park Monitors” walking around the fields at all-time, ensuring we do not do any of these activities.

They said that if anyone is caught, there is a fine for the offense, which will then check your record for previous offenses such as urinating in public, drinking in public, nudity, etc…and could lead to arrest. They also state that if they arrest multiple softball offenders, we are at risk of losing our permits. Which we cannot ever do.

They also suggest that we police ourselves.

With that being said, I have no other choice but to assign WSL Police Officers, which I have. From this point on Mickey Rosegrady and Jimmy “Two Strikes” will be monitoring the fields. You will notice them by their bright purple sashes that I have to provide for them.

If a player is caught, it will result in a suspension of that game, followed by multi-game and ultimately ejection from the league.

I’m really sorry to have to do this, but it’s for the good of the league and of course the permits.

So, from now on the WSL will be simply known as a “Dry” Beer League.

I’ve spoken with the Turkey’s Nest and The Gibson and they have assured me they will not serve anyone in softball uniform to excess, due to the risks.

I also spoke to the Korean Deli on Driggs and they have promised to buy a lot of O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer for our consumption, to at least make it “feel” like we’re playing softball.

Thank you,

– H

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