Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Scorpions 17 4 .810 300 162
St. Anselm 11 9 .550 204 200
Clems 8 10 .444 182 178
Pete's Candy Store 6 12 .333 164 205
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Roebling Sports Club 14 5 .737 225 162
Loggers 12 7 .632 247 185
Gibson 6 12 .333 172 236
AT All-Stars 6 12 .333 154 247
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Echo Bravo 12 8 .600 246 173
The Gutter 86ers 9 9 .500 198 210
Turkey's Nest 5 13 .278 174 264
Carmine's Bombers 0 18 .000 114 318
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Panthers 17 4 .810 289 196
Kilo Bravo 10 9 .526 261 229
Turkey's Nest Titans 9 9 .500 217 213
The Bedford Yetis 9 10 .474 231 200

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 26
11:00 St. Anselm @ Parkview Scorpions 1
Echo Bravo @ Parkview Panthers 2
3:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Parkview Panthers 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 26
St. Anselm4 @ Parkview Scorpions 9
Echo Bravo7 @ Parkview Panthers 9
Parkview Scorpions10 @ Parkview Panthers 5

Make-up Week- PREVIEW

Thu, Sep 4, 2014

We only have two games and a butt load of scrimmages this Sunday. Now before you declare make-up week (not make-out week, Stryker) a snooze, it actually determines who many of you play next week. So listen to the math my cohorts are throwing at your face, and for those not scrimmaging this weekend, here’s a video tutorial of how to hit dingers (that I wish I’d filmed).

 1pm

Field #1: Pete’s @ Soft Spot (Stryker)

Ahhhhhh make-out week. I couldn’t imagine two better teams to be matched up on make-out week. These teams have equal records and equal amounts of frustration (sexual and otherwise). Soft Spot has a slight edge after beating Pete’s 13-6 in week 1 and is straddling them in the league standings. But perhaps Sam and his candy crew can pull off being the power bottom and generate the force necessary to climax over the Yetis. We’ll see if these Snowmen can ram their bow into Pete’s stern without shattering his hull, or if Pete’s stern will be too tight and hard to penetrate, making the Yetis mainsail go limp. Now I could be mistaken (and most likely I am because I’m not good at this math stuff), but I believe this game has huge playoff implications. If Soft Spot prevails, they’ll face off against a questionable 4 seed in the form ATU, and Pete’s will play tummy sticks the always dangerous Black Beauties. Now if Pete’s beats Soft Spot by enough runs this matchup should switch. If Pete’s beats them by the same amount of runs that Soft Spot beat them earlier in the season (7) then they tie. I imagine since it’s make-out week they’d have to go into either a Spin the Bottle or Seven Minutes in Heaven tie breaker. Either way I’m super aroused by this game and can’t wait to see who finishes first. It’d be awesome if they finished together but I’m sure both teams will just be concerned about getting it over with as quickly as possible.

Also big shout out to the Boys of Summer! Haven’t seen you guys in what seems like forever, maybe we can meet up and chub out over this game.

5pm

Field #1: Spike Hill @ Crown Vic 86ers (Stache)

Scenario Sunday!!!! Try to follow along at home.

IF Spike Hill wins, THEN they get the 3 seed and a date with the Battleship in round 1 of the playoffs next week.IF Spike Hill loses, THEN they would drop to the 4 seed and we get to see smoke come out of O’Malley’s ears!  Also, they would THEN play Reel 2 Reel in the first round.

IF Crown Vic loses, THEN they drop to the the 7 seed and face off with the Turkey’s Nest in round 1.
Conversely, if Crown Vic wins, THEN they end up playing Brooklyn Bowl as the 6 seed.

Nice to know they’re both playing for something other than an 18 game obligation, right? Even the 86ers can move up a spot in the seeding with a win! Hell, seeds 2 through 7 in the Godsy division are all hinging on this outcome. WSL high drama at it’s finest!

 

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