Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Scorpions 6 1 .857 115 48
McCarren Hotel Titans 6 1 .857 96 60
St. Anselm 3 3 .500 73 53
Turkey's Nest AT 2 5 .286 50 64
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Parkview Suzies 5 1 .833 55 42
The Bedford Yetis 3 4 .429 62 99
Pete's Candy Store 2 5 .286 73 77
Turkey's Nest 0 7 .000 20 101
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 6 1 .857 89 44
Roebling Sports Club 5 2 .714 111 70
Clems 3 3 .500 63 56
The Gutter 86ers 1 5 .167 36 89
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 4 2 .667 55 37
Echo Bravo 4 2 .667 69 44
Loggers 2 5 .286 58 83
Carmine's Bombers 1 6 .143 44 102

Schedule

Week 08 - May 22
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Gibson 1
Loggers @ The Bedford Yetis 2
1:00 Pete's Candy Store @ Echo Bravo 1
Turkey's Nest @ Kilo Bravo 2
3:00 Carmine's Bombers @ Parkview Suzies 1
Turkey's Nest AT @ Clems 2
5:00 McCarren Hotel Titans @ The Gutter 86ers 1
St. Anselm @ Roebling Sports Club 2

Last Week's Results

Week 07 - May 15
Pete's Candy Store14 @ Turkey's Nest AT 11
Echo Bravo10 @ Roebling Sports Club 5
Loggers11 @ The Gutter 86ers 6
Carmine's Bombers5 @ Clems 12
Parkview Suzies7 @ McCarren Hotel Titans 17
The Bedford Yetis2 @ Parkview Scorpions 26
Kilo Bravo8 @ Gibson 9
Turkey's Nest0 @ St. Anselm 11

Make-up Week- PREVIEW

Thu, Sep 4, 2014

We only have two games and a butt load of scrimmages this Sunday. Now before you declare make-up week (not make-out week, Stryker) a snooze, it actually determines who many of you play next week. So listen to the math my cohorts are throwing at your face, and for those not scrimmaging this weekend, here’s a video tutorial of how to hit dingers (that I wish I’d filmed).

 1pm

Field #1: Pete’s @ Soft Spot (Stryker)

Ahhhhhh make-out week. I couldn’t imagine two better teams to be matched up on make-out week. These teams have equal records and equal amounts of frustration (sexual and otherwise). Soft Spot has a slight edge after beating Pete’s 13-6 in week 1 and is straddling them in the league standings. But perhaps Sam and his candy crew can pull off being the power bottom and generate the force necessary to climax over the Yetis. We’ll see if these Snowmen can ram their bow into Pete’s stern without shattering his hull, or if Pete’s stern will be too tight and hard to penetrate, making the Yetis mainsail go limp. Now I could be mistaken (and most likely I am because I’m not good at this math stuff), but I believe this game has huge playoff implications. If Soft Spot prevails, they’ll face off against a questionable 4 seed in the form ATU, and Pete’s will play tummy sticks the always dangerous Black Beauties. Now if Pete’s beats Soft Spot by enough runs this matchup should switch. If Pete’s beats them by the same amount of runs that Soft Spot beat them earlier in the season (7) then they tie. I imagine since it’s make-out week they’d have to go into either a Spin the Bottle or Seven Minutes in Heaven tie breaker. Either way I’m super aroused by this game and can’t wait to see who finishes first. It’d be awesome if they finished together but I’m sure both teams will just be concerned about getting it over with as quickly as possible.

Also big shout out to the Boys of Summer! Haven’t seen you guys in what seems like forever, maybe we can meet up and chub out over this game.

5pm

Field #1: Spike Hill @ Crown Vic 86ers (Stache)

Scenario Sunday!!!! Try to follow along at home.

IF Spike Hill wins, THEN they get the 3 seed and a date with the Battleship in round 1 of the playoffs next week.IF Spike Hill loses, THEN they would drop to the 4 seed and we get to see smoke come out of O’Malley’s ears!  Also, they would THEN play Reel 2 Reel in the first round.

IF Crown Vic loses, THEN they drop to the the 7 seed and face off with the Turkey’s Nest in round 1.
Conversely, if Crown Vic wins, THEN they end up playing Brooklyn Bowl as the 6 seed.

Nice to know they’re both playing for something other than an 18 game obligation, right? Even the 86ers can move up a spot in the seeding with a win! Hell, seeds 2 through 7 in the Godsy division are all hinging on this outcome. WSL high drama at it’s finest!

 

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