Joe Godsy Division
Parkview Scorpions 7 1 .875 131 61
McCarren Hotel Titans 7 1 .875 110 66
St. Anselm 3 4 .429 76 57
Turkey's Nest AT 2 6 .250 61 82
Parkview Suzies 6 1 .857 71 48
The Bedford Yetis 4 4 .500 73 109
Pete's Candy Store 2 6 .250 81 102
Turkey's Nest 0 8 .000 26 130
Joe Fashion Division
Gibson 6 2 .750 102 60
Roebling Sports Club 6 2 .750 115 73
Clems 4 3 .571 81 67
The Gutter 86ers 1 6 .143 42 103
Kilo Bravo 5 2 .714 84 43
Echo Bravo 5 2 .714 94 52
Loggers 2 6 .250 68 94
Carmine's Bombers 1 7 .125 50 118



Last Week's Results

Week 08 - May 22
Parkview Scorpions16 @ Gibson 13
Loggers10 @ The Bedford Yetis 11
Pete's Candy Store8 @ Echo Bravo 25
Turkey's Nest6 @ Kilo Bravo 29
Carmine's Bombers6 @ Parkview Suzies 16
Turkey's Nest AT11 @ Clems 18
McCarren Hotel Titans14 @ The Gutter 86ers 6
St. Anselm3 @ Roebling Sports Club 4

Week 17- PREVIEW

Thu, Aug 14, 2014

If you’re not too busy RSVPing to the WSL Golf Outing (poll closes Sunday night), then you have nothing better to do than peruse this week’s previews!


Field #1: Black Betty vs. Pete’s Candy Store (Stache)

Damn!  Someone give those kids from the Candy Store a break!  Three straight 1-run losses?  That’s just cruel.  The WSL Gods have seemingly forsaken the Pete’s squad, doling out the kind of heartbreaking bad luck that can only be summed up with a song.

It is a cruel summer indeed and fate would have it that PCS has to square off with the resurgent BettyBallers this Sunday. The dark lords appear to have been sandbagging through most of the year, returning to form right in time for the Playoffs.  Having won 3 of their last 4, the Betties are looking to notch a top 4 seed in the Joe Fashion side of the playoff bracket.

Cheer Up, Sad Sam!

Will there be a new round of “Sad Sam” memes this weekend, or can the Candy Kids find sweet, sweet redemption?  Are the BettyBallers sour enough to hand PCS their 5th loss in 6 games?  Will “Green Light” Kevin Belz finally “man up” and earn Pizza’s respect?.  You’ll have to wake up early on Sunday to know for sure.  I can tell you one thing is certain, ol’ Blues Clues always looks dapper with that neckerchief.

Field #2: Soft Spot vs. Good Company (Stryker)

Soft Spot is coming off a tough loss to the Bettys while Good Co. escaped a tight one vs. Pete’s. Both these games had their controversial moments with Pizza offending every woman in the league with a not so well thought out comment, and some very controversial calls by Blue in the Good Co. game.  What does this mean for this week?  I don’t know.

Maybe it means we can look forward to more controversy? I love controversy.  Maybe if there isn’t any controversy, I’ll head over and try and start some. Soft Spot has been showing some real nifty play in the 2nd half of the season and will really need to step it up to some nasty play if they really want to stick it in the Pink. Good Co., has just been crushing balls and showing us how hard their D is all season long. Gonna be a real duel between two bars I never really go to.


Field #1: Turkey’s Nest vs. Clemerica (Stryker)

This isn’t at all creepy, Buffalo Stryker

So its finally time. Clem’s is taking on the Turkeys. We first faced off this year in week 2 and the Battleship got destroyed.  Since then, I have been making all of you sick with my constant shout outs to the Boys of Summer.  Many of you think I have just had a huge man crush on them and have been buttering them up to join their LITTLE club.  Some might even be thinking that I would leave Clemerica at the drop of of hat if they just invited me to play with them. Guess what, YOU WERE ALL WRONG!!!

I have simply been lulling them into a false sense of security to get inside their brains.  I also fooled them into a special deal where every time I gave them a shout out they would owe me a beer each.  Now by my count, Boys, you owe me about 46 beers.  Minus the half a Coors Light (it was half because it was Coors Light and I could only drink half and dumped the rest out) you gave me once out of your tiny red cooler that can’t even fit a sixer, equals…. 47 BUDWEISERS. That’s right, I’m tacking on an extra beer for giving me a Coors Fucking Light.

The Battleship is ready for redemption and will be ready to unload all over your faces.  DBA, who will soon be in third place on the home run leaderboard, has been working out on Rikers Island the past two weeks just getting prison ripped.  He’s already hit several dingers to Driggs this year and I’m pretty sure he will be aiming for Urban Rustic this week (just don’t take out the bathroom, DBA. I will be lost without that chamber of solace).  It’s gonna be so great beating the Turkeys while getting drunk off of all the beers they’re going to supply us with. And remember, Boys, we’re real cle’MERICANS and we drink America’s beer, Budweiser. None of bullshit water beer you guys drink!


Field #2: Gibson vs. Brooklyn Bowl (Shortz)

One Crystal Light, four straws.

When these two clubs last met in week 2, Brooklyn Bowl squeaked out a win, final score, you guessed, 9-8. (DIE “FIRST TO 9” JOKE, DIE!)

10 wins separate this two squads and one question remains- Will Godsy blow chunks on the field? Fun fact- he’ll be returning from his bachelor party for the game (if he’s not still at Pumps, passed out in a bosom).

The WSL Website Crew will be on the scene to get the scoop for the bachelor festivities, and by “website crew”, I mean Stryker, who will be camped out in the bushes with a lone tear glistening down his face (don’t let his above preview fool you).

But if the Gibson can overcome the masterful pitching moves of Bowlers leader Pete Hoffman, this game could be a real barf-a-rama (but in a good way?).


Field #1: Reel2Reel vs. RBar (Shortz)

Battle of the cat ladies (and cat men- you’re welcome Adam and Andrew)!!!!

After a week 2 defeat, the Bums are out for blood against the injury prone Reel2Reel. Week by week, R Bar’s been looking stronger and more menacing whereas Reel2Reel…hasn’t.

They lock down the #1 seed if they:

1) Win this week and next week.

2) Lose this week and win next week.

3)Win this week by a 27.34523 runs and lose next week by less than 27.34523 runs? (LEAVE ME ALONE, I HATE MATH AND I HATE YOU!)

The calculations are a bit easier for the Reeler clan. All we have to do to lock down the #4 seed is:

1) Win both.

2) Not lose by a lot and also beat Crown Vic.

3) Lose by a lot to R Bar and also beat Crown Vic who lose to Spike Hill by more than a lot.

But, back to the cats. What could really spice up this game is to instead have my cats face off against D-Lo’s while both teams relax and drink beers (sounds amazing- yes?). Now, my cats are straight up adults versus D-Lo’s 12-week old kittens, but this gif of my Phoebe at 4-weeks versus 2 year old Oscar (who sadly left us for greener cat nip) show a different outcome.

Does that mean D-Lo’s kittens could pull out of ‘W’ for R Bar? Is Kitten overcoming Cat a metaphor for the Reeler Davids versus the R Bar Goliaths? One thing’s for certain- I LOVE CATS.

Field #2: Spike Hill vs. Crown Vic 86ers

Game Postponed due to Spike Hill Annual Orgy


Field #1: Loggers vs. 3 Kings (Stache)

Week 17 weighs a little heavy on my heart right now. Last Sunday, the Loggers took out AT United with a thunderous pimp-slap and that win vaulted 3 Kings back into the Fashion South driver’s seat. Now, only 1 week later, we have to face off with those lovable bastards to maintain that spot atop the division!  After all of that, there’s a potential playoff matchup with the Lumberjacks looming, if the Kings can hold on and win the division. The humanity!

The story within the story is how awful both of these teams normally play at 5pm.  The Kings and Loggers are a combined 1-5 in the late slot this season, with the Loggers securing the lone win against the Gibson in Week 8.  Needless to say, I was pretty stoked when the Commish proposed a potential swap of game times earlier this week.  Sadly, the logistics didn’t work out and we’re both still stuck playing early evening softball.

Can one of these squads find the right combination of iced coffee and empanadas to get themselves fired up for this game?  Hell, maybe it’s beer and churros that will fuel the fire? Regardless, I just hope it’s not a 3-3 tie in the 12th inning when we run out of sunshine! 

Field #2: AT United vs. Turkey’s Teachers (WSL Superfan)

A lot of people ask me – “Hey Super Fan – what’s up with AT this year?” And I usually tell them to shut their damn traps!!! Don’t make me come back there! But, now that we are in the late stages of the season, one has to wonder if it’s finally time for the real AT to please stand up, please stand up. This is a team that outfought 3 Kings, Reel 2 Reel, Black Betty, Brooklyn Bowl and a dangerously resurgent Gibson, yet succumbed to the feminine wiles of Pink Company and Sissy Hill. AT has two tough games to end the year and will be looking to leapfrog 3 Kings for the #2 seed in the “equally strong” Joe Fashion division.

Teachers on the other hand, despite playing a number of teams tough, have all but locked up the #8 seed and have booked an appointment with Good Company in the first round.  This is the battle of two crafty (drunk) managers – the always bearded Gerald versus the always goateed Haz.  Can the Teachers solve the problem of Jimmy Two’s and outhit United (without using a calculator and please show your work), or will Justin, Billy, Ersin ride their prized pony, JIMMY TWOS!!!!!! to victory? That’s why I’ll be there to mooch beer, because it’s free, just like the sun, and apparently McCarren Park dirt tornados – can’t believe I missed that, but I believe bikinis belong on a real beach.  Did any kickballers get hurt or is that wishful thinking?

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