Joe Godsy Division
Parkview Scorpions 17 4 .810 300 162
St. Anselm 11 9 .550 204 200
Clems 8 10 .444 182 178
Pete's Candy Store 6 12 .333 164 205
Roebling Sports Club 14 5 .737 225 162
Loggers 12 7 .632 247 185
Gibson 6 12 .333 172 236
AT All-Stars 6 12 .333 154 247
Joe Fashion Division
Echo Bravo 12 8 .600 246 173
The Gutter 86ers 9 9 .500 198 210
Turkey's Nest 5 13 .278 174 264
Carmine's Bombers 0 18 .000 114 318
Parkview Panthers 17 4 .810 289 196
Kilo Bravo 10 9 .526 261 229
Turkey's Nest Titans 9 9 .500 217 213
The Bedford Yetis 9 10 .474 231 200


Championship Sunday - Sep 26
11:00 St. Anselm @ Parkview Scorpions 1
Echo Bravo @ Parkview Panthers 2
3:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Parkview Panthers 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 26
St. Anselm4 @ Parkview Scorpions 9
Echo Bravo7 @ Parkview Panthers 9
Parkview Scorpions10 @ Parkview Panthers 5

Week 10- Preview

Thu, Jun 6, 2013

The Interleague Week #2 train is pulling into the station this weekend and it promises to bring another solid slate of competitive games. Even though the divisions split last week’s match-ups going 4-4, the Northerns established a slight dominance with their top four seeds going 3-1. The season’s 9th week brings a rematch of the last two championships, the warpath of 3 Kings, a battle of Turkeys and The Gibson’s season long search for that damn win! What else? Let’s see….


Field #1: Good Co. vs  AT All Stars

Almost there…

Good Co. showed plenty of heart and chutzpah last week by almost completing the comeback vs. Spike Hill. Despite the loss, the Pinks are feelin’ pretty suave and are confident they have a great chance this week. Meanwhile, the Allstars are flying high after smoking Pete’s and subsequently smoking a few joints in AT tent afterwards.  Justin “The Stick” Moench will lead the offense attack vs the league’s 4th best defense.  Can Wally finish his black top game in time to help hand AT’s their first loss of the season? Will AT continue their scorching hot start? Just how rowdy and drunk will they be by the 5pm game?

And in the strangest tie breaker ever proposed,  Gerald challenges Cesar to a penis push-up contest in the event the game is tied after 9 innings. Do you accept Captain Calf?

Field #2: 3 Kings vs. Clemerica 

Stryker’s Grandma holds that pose for days!

Since I’m too lazy to write my first 3 Kings preview in ye old English (I promise to give it a go for the recap), I figured, “Clemerica has those pirate-esque flags”, why not throw preview into Talk Like a Pirate…You’re welcome.

T’ battle be on t’ see if 3K pitchin’ extraordinaire, Johnny Franzese, can match Stryker pause for pause. Tho’ many a Kin’ shall be missin’ this Sunday mornin’, noble bunch be arduously workin’ on thar boom box playlist. T’ league waits with breath that be baited for t’ see if their royal tunes be enough t’ sink that battleship, or if they’ll actually have t’ put forth some efforrrrt.  Talkin’ wagerrrs, Stache was goin’ t’ propose a “loser shaves” bet…but C’ptain Breezy has yet t’ return his phone calls.


Field 1: Black Betty  vs. Spike Hill

This looks painful for all parties involved.

Thank you parity schedule, because you make it possible to have this awesome match-up now and not have to wait for the championship.  Like who wants to see THAT for a third year in a row? Just kidding (but not really). The Betty are 1-1 in their last two games vs. Spike Hill, both championship games. Another fun fact is that Black Betty has only beaten The Spike Hillians once…ever!  And without flying in support from fan favorite, Andy Becker for this game, Holland decided to horrifyingly summon him straight through his forehead, much to the dismay and disgust of Coach O’Malley. Let’s see how this strategy works out for them. With the best defense in the league, Spike Hill is the cream of the crop so far this season.  JB$ vs O’Malley, Kane vs Holland. Betty looks to start another winning streak while Spike Hill will continue to sharpen up for another title run.

Field #2: duckduck vs. Pete’s Candy Store

We rollin’, They hatin’

I’d be down to talk copious amounts of smack about Pete’s from the safety of my locked apartment, but since I play with half their team on Saturdays, doing so would be the equivalent of giving them the finger and getting stuck at a red light. If I’m not mistaken, we haven’t played the Candyfolk since before O’Malley left us to create the dark side.

Both squads lost by at least a touchdown last week, so we’ll all be chomping at the bit to be back on top. Although we’re once again looking at a skeleton crew for Sunday, I’m praying to the “old gods and new” that my team doesn’t engage in post-game depression drinking for the third week straight.


Field #1: Brooklyn Bowl vs. R Bar

These two clubs are “so hot right now” after last week’s wins.  But they can only savor the flavor of their 4 and 2 record for a few days more before one team bounces the other. It looks both squads have been watching a little too much Oprah on their downtime and have sent us their very own “dream boards” for the season. I repeat- these vision boards are 100% authentic. We did NOT make them.



Field #2: Gibson vs. Soft Spot

The streets will run red with the blood of thine enemies

With these two next-door neighbor bars facing off, I’m declaring this game an official WSL derby, (or for the 95% of you that don’t watch English soccer), the “BATTLE OF BEDFORD”. I can see it now- fans beating the snot out of each other while lighting flares on the sidelines. We may need to create a neutral section for those who don’t want to get bludgeoned.

As for the teams, maybe we’ll see some spikes up coming into second? Or “accidently” trip the runner rounding first? Some loose jersey tugs?

It might get a little dark out there. But that’s just how they roll on Bedford.


Field #1: Turkey’s Nest vs. Turkey’s Teachers

Get your “gobble” on!

It’s the battle of the Turkey franchises!!! With both teams scraping the near-bottom of the standings, they’re looking to get out of the relegation zone FAST! (imagine if we did that?) Manager Haz will be making some alternative assessments on the coaching curriculum to so he can get his team back on the tenure track. And Disco…he’s getting hitched this Saturday (Marcy Projects at sundown- they’ll be 4 hours late), so it’ll be up to the Boys of Summer to pull out a “W”.

Field #2: Loggers vs. 2nd Chance

Finish Him!

The Loggers should be 100 % with their veterans with Big Al plus Jeff and Jen (aka Mr. & Mrs X) back in the fold. Coach Brenner indicated that the Loggers have brushed up on BP and are eager for their second win. Did you hear that Mayor Buttah? “Batting Practice!” Are you gonna let Brenner talk that shit to you?!

Second Chance is just trying to keep their winning streak of late alive. Coach Al indicated that they really like the Loggers as people, so it’ll be fun, regardless. Did you hear that, Loggers? “Like you as people!” Are you gonna let Al talk that shit to you?!




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