Joe Godsy Division
Parkview Scorpions 6 1 .857 115 48
McCarren Hotel Titans 6 1 .857 96 60
St. Anselm 3 3 .500 73 53
Turkey's Nest AT 2 5 .286 50 64
Parkview Suzies 5 1 .833 55 42
The Bedford Yetis 3 4 .429 62 99
Pete's Candy Store 2 5 .286 73 77
Turkey's Nest 0 7 .000 20 101
Joe Fashion Division
Gibson 6 1 .857 89 44
Roebling Sports Club 5 2 .714 111 70
Clems 3 3 .500 63 56
The Gutter 86ers 1 5 .167 36 89
Kilo Bravo 4 2 .667 55 37
Echo Bravo 4 2 .667 69 44
Loggers 2 5 .286 58 83
Carmine's Bombers 1 6 .143 44 102



Last Week's Results

Week 08 - May 22
Parkview Scorpions0 @ Gibson 0
Loggers0 @ The Bedford Yetis 0
Pete's Candy Store0 @ Echo Bravo 0
Turkey's Nest0 @ Kilo Bravo 0
Carmine's Bombers0 @ Parkview Suzies 0
Turkey's Nest AT0 @ Clems 0
McCarren Hotel Titans0 @ The Gutter 86ers 0
St. Anselm0 @ Roebling Sports Club 0

Week 9- Preview

Thu, May 30, 2013

Welcome back!!!! Hope everyone enjoyed their break from our WSL madness, but we are back at it! And what a way to return with Inter-league play! Commish Holland’s smart idea of having parity match-ups over the next four weeks will ensure some awesome games and hopefully exciting finishes. Will Turkey’s Teachers have some lesson plans to teach Al Blizzy and his crew? What team will finally tally their first W of the season, The Gibson or Loggers? Will O’Malley take out his frustration at not being the #1 seed out on Good Co.? And will AT prove that they indeed deserve to be the top overall seed? Let’s stop dicking around and take a closer look at the upcoming games…


Field #1: R Bar vs. duckduck

Meow, bitches

So the week I’m not there, it’s perfect softball weather and absolutely gorgeous out- Go figure. In my absence (I’ll be at Mohegan Sun swimming in my gambling winnings), I will hopefully have a Good Samaritan to act as my eyes and ears for the game (there’s a free beer involved). This middle-of-the-pack matchup is the one to watch this week (and I’m not just saying that because we’re stuck with the blow-tastic 11am slot). Our squad seems a bit depleted this week, we will have lightning speedster Lauck back from his finger injury. All gettin’ on base n’ snaggin’ yo balls. Not sure where I’m going with that one but I think you get my drift- beware of Lauck. In a similar scenario to the last time we faced off against RBar, duckduck is looking to go one game over .500 on Sunday. Here’s to hoping our lightning strikes twice and that no one’s holding an aluminum bat.

Field 2: Turkey’s Teachers vs. 2nd Chance

Geometry of Softball

TNT gets a failing grade with their disappointing 1-4 start this season. The happy-go-lucky Haz cannot be too cheerful with how things have developed for his crew of educators thus far, having allowed the 3rd most runs against in the league while scoring the second fewest runs at 41. If there is such a thing a F-?  Moving forward, we shall see what the teacher’s have outlined for the Saloon. With only one win against the Gibson in Week 3, the 86ers are not fairing much better in 2013. With a solid defensive core, the 86’ers can keep you from scoring but that does not help out much when you are averaging 8 runs per game.  We love you Al, but let’s get those wild guns blazin’ at the Saloon, Brother!!!! Which team will use the other as a stepping stone? Get your asses out there early to find out!!!


Field 1: Brooklyn Bowl vs. Black Betty

available in paperback or bound in human flesh

The 1 PM slot brings together two old rivals, with Betty usually getting the best of Godsy and the former ‘Doza’ crew. Black Betty started the season with two straight losses but have rattled off four consecutive and convincing victories. To wake up the offense, Camarra, a former college wrestler stand out, personally headlocked every member of the team (including the ladies), until they promised to score some damn runs. The Betty has responded by averaging 16 runs per in their last four games. That number is sure to dip as Brooklyn Bowl currently sports the 5th best defense in the league, holding opponents to nine runs a game.  If years past have proven anything, this one should be a classic.


Field #2: Clemerica vs. Soft Spot

I can’t NOT associate these teams with food

What could’ve been the re-re-match of Breezy vs. Pizza will just be Pizza as Breezy’s still recuperating from surgery. Alas, no food bets will be made this week. If memory (and backlogging) serves me, Pizza still owes the Battleship some Lasagna. Or if you already paid your debts, just make some more- I’ll get to the field eventually. Just under the .500 mark, the Battleship will look to make Papa Breezy proud as they attempt to have their second win against the Yetis…ever. As for the Yetis, they’re striving to continue a mayjah comeback since their humiliating ass whooping in week 5. If the Yetis really want to win this, here’s a thought: Do not make any more bets with Clemerica. Take it from one who knows.


Field 1: Pete’s vs. AT Allstars

Mickey’s pointing at YOU, Candy Store!

The #1 seeds of their respective divisions clash on Field 1. With the exception of Week #7’s Mudbowl, Pete’s Candy score has been playing a baseball brand of softball, keeping the scoring low and dependent on pitching and the league’s 2nd best defense. Good luck trying to get something past their solid corner infielders, JJ at 3rd and Jake at 1st. The Candy Store’s only loss came in Week #1 when they lost 5-2 to Good Co. Since then they have not looked back. AT has remained undefeated this year (yeah yeah.. mother nature prevented us from facing Spike Hill in Week #2, but that was out of our control…or was it???) They have proven to be the “comeback kids” this season for far, fighting back for the victory in 5 of their 6 games. Let’s see if both teams will bring their A game.

Field #2: Gibson vs. Loggers

a beautiful win

One of these two teams will finally get “off the schnide” as I believe it’s impossible for both teams to lose (right?). There will be no score of 1400 to 3 here unless one of these teams has just had some massive bad luck (or bad calls) throughout this season. Sources have suggested that Brenner has locked himself away in a room (that looks remarkably like The Brooklyn Ale House) perfecting a Loggers softball algorithm that will lead his team to their first victory. Perhaps this alleged formula will leave the Gibson crew “terrified… mortified… petrified… stupefied… by you”, Brenner.


Field #1: Good Co vs. Spike Hill

It’s the battle of the number twos! Furious that AT’s ahead in the division standings due to the Sunday’s rain out, O’Malley has locked his team in hyperbaric chambers during the holiday weekend in preparation for this “Battle Royale”. Good Company (or specifically their mouth piece, Cesar), refused to declassify their roster for Sunday. Well guess what, you secretive dickfors, Spike Hill has…

Okay maybe not everyone. Kris will be in Africa for a month, so it’s rumored that O’Malley Frankensteined a new girl out of existing D1 female softball cadavers. However, there could be a loophole for the Pink Ladies since the game is at 5pm and all the morning Repetti players will either be bombed or bored by early evening. Fingers crossed.

Field #2: Turkey’s Nest vs. 3 Kings 

Come back to us, Jordan!

Our Sunday closes out with an intriguing match-up. Turkey’s Nest finds itself in very unfamiliar circumstances, tied for the second worst record in the North Division at 1-4. Has the addition of Jake Backerman been a jinx? I believe this all falls on the shoulders of absentee manager Jordan ‘Disco’ Heller. I call for his immediate impeachment!!! Our favorite team in the league (besides AT, of course) are 3 Kings.  With a record of 2-4, Stash McNelis wishes that his team’s homerun total of 13 would translate into more wins. He has the undeniable offensive power, just needs the consistency.

See you out there!


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