Joe Godsy Division
Parkview Scorpions 6 1 .857 115 48
McCarren Hotel Titans 6 1 .857 96 60
St. Anselm 3 3 .500 73 53
Turkey's Nest AT 2 5 .286 50 64
Parkview Suzies 5 1 .833 55 42
The Bedford Yetis 3 4 .429 62 99
Pete's Candy Store 2 5 .286 73 77
Turkey's Nest 0 7 .000 20 101
Joe Fashion Division
Gibson 6 1 .857 89 44
Roebling Sports Club 5 2 .714 111 70
Clems 3 3 .500 63 56
The Gutter 86ers 1 5 .167 36 89
Kilo Bravo 4 2 .667 55 37
Echo Bravo 4 2 .667 69 44
Loggers 2 5 .286 58 83
Carmine's Bombers 1 6 .143 44 102


Week 08 - May 22
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Gibson 1
Loggers @ The Bedford Yetis 2
1:00 Pete's Candy Store @ Echo Bravo 1
Turkey's Nest @ Kilo Bravo 2
3:00 Carmine's Bombers @ Parkview Suzies 1
Turkey's Nest AT @ Clems 2
5:00 McCarren Hotel Titans @ The Gutter 86ers 1
St. Anselm @ Roebling Sports Club 2

Last Week's Results

Week 07 - May 15
Pete's Candy Store14 @ Turkey's Nest AT 11
Echo Bravo10 @ Roebling Sports Club 5
Loggers11 @ The Gutter 86ers 6
Carmine's Bombers5 @ Clems 12
Parkview Suzies7 @ McCarren Hotel Titans 17
The Bedford Yetis2 @ Parkview Scorpions 26
Kilo Bravo8 @ Gibson 9
Turkey's Nest0 @ St. Anselm 11

Week 16 – Recap

Wed, Aug 15, 2012

“HeyBatterBatterBatter, you got $15 bucks?”

Aloha, WSL! Damn, another scorcher!

So the big story this Saturday and Sunday was those four homeless drunks that moved into the bench behind field one. Homegirl and her boyfriend broke up about 85 times, beat each other up and showed us things we wish we could forget. The funk soul brother provided all of the recaps for field one, unfortunately he wanted a pink Stacy jersey for them, and she flat out refused. So here we go…only 5 more paragraphs Shafer, you’re sooo close.

It’s Rally Cap Time!!


WAIT…AT beat Good Co?! Yahright. Hahaha! Wonder if that is somehow related to Gerald’s Monday morning gmail status, “Lick It, Flip it, Rub it down… ooohhnnnoo …….” (Swear. To. God.)  Guess he wasn’t just lucky in the field one opener this weekend. *wink* *wink*. I played one inning with the All Stars but got booted after their 2nd girl strolled up a little late with a pear tart, iced latte and no glove…and girl number one learned an important lesson this week. No lace cheeky-hipsters for 95 degree softball…only for dancing to Top 40 post game at RBar, but she played a great game regardless! AT gets a big win and she tells me: “Don’t act so surprised, Bitch.” I like her.

Hopefully, Pete’s is not having another end of season collapse. They lost their 4th straight to The RBar by just a couple. Here’s Rich! “My work is never done…lol.  Hello from Cleveland! So the Rbar continues its winning ways on Chico’s birthday weekend.  That would be five years in a row the Bums have won on the legend’s birthday weekend. Cheeks celebrated in style with a two for four performance and 5 RBIs.  Not to mention, a great diving grab of a liner to end the fourth. The women of the Rbar helped lead the offensive charge as Amy , DLo and Katie combined for 7 hits. Slappy had three more hits and four more Ribbys, and DLo turned 2 double plays!” What? No Birthday Taco Salad??


Reel 2 Reel had Mark back and he brought back their bats! They started right off with a huge first inning that included a Grand Slam over the Yeti pop-up tent over on field 2 by Greg Todd, who hit for the cycle. Already down 8 rungs, The Gibson managed to get in 4 in that same inning. After that, Reel 2 Reel slowly just racked up more than Gibson, but El Train and Todd didn’t make it easy with great days at the plate. Check out Erik’s awesome pic of Grambo “sliding” into home! Yeah he was sooooo cute…but so out.

Yeti’s 8 TNT 7…No idea. Toolan wasn’t there and Julissa had some pretty sweet socks. Pizza shared his Pizza. (kidding, my brother bought me a slice.)


Mendoza bounces back in another close one, this time with the Loggers. Hard fought and BL mounted a frightening ninth inning comeback (with at least one homer) but Mendoza stood firm (finally). They split games this season with The Loggers who out hit them in week #5.

Drum-rolll please!

A beautiful cupcake vixen named Neha. An autographed picture of a perfectly feathered JBJ. It all seems like the ideal daydream…until the walking Amber Alert ruins it.

Special Captain of the Week, Dan Shafer gets the Caption of the Week spot! He took his Captain responsibilities very seriously…almost as if he was a grown-up! Almost.

“Never forget that ugly people like to have sex too.
Guess what?
They enjoy the fuck out of it.

That haiku sums up our game.
It was some fat sloppy softball sex in which both teams made magic.
Both Brian Wilson (props to homeboy who despite the heat stayed more true to his costume than a Medieval Times employee) and D. Bassin were serving up more meat than Lugar’s.
So each team were making runs like late night Del Taco.
Due to all the scoring, and a few dipshits who thought going to full count in SLOWPITCH softball means you’re legit,  the game was longer than Lord of the Rings…or a Spike Hill off season practice (wait…is it mean to make fun of those turbos?)
But surprisingly, like Godsy watching “Brokeback” the fans (ie A/T) didn’t want the marathon to end.
Despite 3 Kings bringing their frankincense and muir, it was the Turks that brought home the gold. Gotta give shout outs to Carly, Mike V, and the A/T cooler, who all came up with big plays when we least expected it. The game itself was one of the most fun games we got to play this year.

MVP for the Turks was David “6-6” Bassin (yes it’s a hit if the shortstop randomly spazzes out), and the guy on 3 Kings who decided to flip Trish cause he needed to get to 2nd (shit better not be double in the book) with 2 outs and and 2 girls behind him, which helped us wake up and focus.

Of course the final shout out is to Bernie Mac.

RIP Bernie.
I hope 3 kings and the Turkey’s made you proud. More importantly, I hope when you were watching us from heaven at least once today we made your eyes bug the fuck out.”

Buttah tries to keep 2nd Chance on their winning streak!


Clems has been hot the past two weeks with big wins over Pete’s and Mendoza Line, but they ran into an even hotter Black Betty team that has averaged 18 runs a game while only giving up an average of 6 since the 4th of July break. Highlights were Jody’s awesome game winning catch and Clems turning two on yours truly. Betty got the big win and moved into sole possession of first place in the South, with a showdown with TNT next Sunday.

We gave ourselves a week off from the Spike Hill crew and let the 86ers play their make-up game with the Yeti’s who were pretty much heckled by AT, yup still there, and cheered on by the homeless for the extent of their game. Then we capped off the day by playing Nerf softfoot ball and retiring back to Gibson to laugh at you know who. If you are thinking, “ME?” Then you are probably right.

Good times, good times.

– Carly

ps. Those of you who missed Jude’s show are not only assholes, but are peeps who really lost out on something pretty incredible. Those of you who came, she thanks you and I told you you’d be so impressed! Thanks for making it out.


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