3 Kings

 


Coach:
 Joe Tomeo - josephtomeo@yahoo.com
Motto: Confuse and Destroy!
Championships: 2016 

Three Kings is an American softball team whose career spans more than five decades. With a show that sometimes includes a guillotine, gallows, electric chair, fake blood, boa constrictor and baby dolls, Three Kings pioneered a grandly theatrical and violent brand of athletics that was designed to shock.Three Kings thirst for notoriety, combined with their hatred for almost everyone, caused them to transform themselves into the most vile, sickening and fear-spreading team in sports history. Along with the fights and self-mutilation came on-field defecation and urination (as well as the eating/drinking of it), brutal fights with other members of the crowd, drug/alcohol abuse, nudity, etc.Yes,this band of mutants was a controversial group known for wild live shows that broke countless taboos.In 1987,Three Kings was convicted of second degree assault for an attempted robbery and in 1994, their coach was shot in the crotch following an argument with another teammate. In 1997, 13 of the 15 players were arrested for failure to pay child support for a total of 37 children. Finally,in 1998, the team pled guilty to assault on a Tazmanian Devil mascot,after almost beating him to death with their bats because he could not get his legs to swirl like they did in the cartoon.The team served 10 years in maximum security prison in upstate New York where they remained a softball team.Throughout their stint they lost some players to shankings and the hole but picked up some real sluggers for their early release.They are back this year,on double secret probation,and we will see whether the time spent behind bars has tamed these wild beasts that used to rule the wild softball fields of Brooklyn.

Schedule & Results

Week 1 Apr 02Turkey's Nest1:00 PM Field 2 W 15 - 14
Week 2 Apr 09The Bedford Yetis3:00 PM Field 1 W 18 - 5
Week 3 Apr 23@ Gibson5:00 PM Field 1 W 23 - 7
Week 4 Apr 30R Bar3:00 PM Field 1 W 14 - 6
Week 5 May 07@ AT All-Stars11:00 AM Field 1 W 26 - 11
Week 6 May 14@ St. Anselm3:00 PM Field 1 W 21 - 4
Week 7 May 21Clems5:00 PM Field 1 W 22 - 7
Week 8 Jun 04@ Roebling Sports Club3:00 PM Field 2 W 10 - 4
Week 9 Jun 11The Gutter 86ers1:00 PM Field 1 W 28 - 5
Week 10 Jun 18Spike Hill3:00 PM Field 2 W 5 - 4
Week 11 Jun 25@ Turkey's Teachers3:00 PM Field 1
Week 12 Jul 09@ A Bar Runaways5:00 PM Field 2
Week 13 Jul 16@ Black Betty1:00 PM Field 1
Week 14 Jul 23@ Loggers5:00 PM Field 1
Week 15 Jul 30Kilo Bravo1:00 PM Field 1
Week 16 Aug 06Gibson11:00 AM Field 2
Week 17 Aug 13@ The Bedford Yetis11:00 AM Field 2
Week 18 Aug 20Turkey's Nest5:00 PM Field 1