Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 13 6 .684 243 194
Roebling Sports Club 11 8 .579 220 177
Turkey's Nest 9 9 .500 178 199
AT All-Stars 4 14 .222 138 203
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 15 4 .789 238 169
St. Anselm 13 6 .684 214 151
R Bar 7 11 .389 175 244
A Bar Runaways 4 14 .222 120 178
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Clems 13 6 .684 223 171
The Bedford Yetis 10 8 .556 205 207
Loggers 7 11 .389 158 166
The Gutter 86ers 8 11 .421 201 216
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 13 5 .722 233 165
Parkview Scorpions 11 8 .579 215 174
Turkey's Teachers 0 18 .000 132 312
- 1 1 .500 10 17

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Clems 1
Roebling Sports Club @ Spike Hill 2
2:00 North Champion @ South Champion 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
Parkview Scorpions0 @ Clems 0
Roebling Sports Club0 @ Spike Hill 0
North Champion0 @ South Champion 0

Pre-Season Wrap-up Report: Fashion South

Fri, Apr 1, 2016

The collective mental health of Fashion South will need to be monitored as the season evolves. The way this Division came together is further proof that the softball gods have a great sense of humor.

 

Three Kings

We don’t need to recap how the Three Kings season ended last year anymore than it’s already been discussed. We know Three Kings is a solid team and they will be one of the top regular season teams in 2016. Three Kings owner Matt Marcus has taken over managerial duties this year with a little help from Nick Tomeo. It should be a loud season from 3 Kings.

Players Lost: Tommy Kosak (Kids) and Kenny Colors

Key Additions: Undisclosed… They have been recruiting from the local penal leagues and found a few players to bring in.

Player to watch: You need to watch out for all of them… Plus – they are good ball players too.

Pre-season Power Rankings: #4

2016 prediction: The Kings should win Fashion South and lock in a 2 seed in the Fashion division playoffs. If the softball gods are friendly to us this year, they will make sure there is an R Bar vs 3 Kings playoff game in our future.

 

Turkey’s Next

Turkey’s Nest starts 2016 missing their leader and captain Jordan Heller. He has retired from softball and handed off the managerial duties to Sean Manning and Daniel Shafer. “We will miss his jeans and vintage Bolle’ sunglasses as much as his clutch hitting and managerial skills” said Manning, “Jordan’s jeans need to be the first piece of memorabilia in the WSL Hall of Fame”. The Nest won the championship in 2014 and the core of that team is still part of the 2016 roster so they can’t be overlooked as a potential title contender in 2016.

Players Lost: Jordan Heller (Baby) and Glenn Mobley (Injury)

Key Additions: Still in negotiations…

Player to watch: The ladies… Trish Harnetiaux, Laura Kornhauser and Holly Colcagno are going to “rip the shit out of the ball” per manager Manning.

Pre-season Power Rankings: #7

2016 prediction: 2nd in Fashion South and 4th in the playoff seeding.

 

AT All Stars

This interview was a tough assignment for the WSL editorial team. We had two different writers (at two different times) start the interview and then coming running back to the WSL headquarters throwing up and shaking from their encounter with AT All Star Co-Manager Gerald Marquez (aka G Black). We are not sure what he did or said to them since they have still not spoken to anyone about their encounter. They just stare out the window like someone who is looking for answers to questions unknown. We were finally able to complete the interview via email once we promised Gerald we would just print exactly what he emailed us…. If anything mentioned below is offensive to anyone, please accept our apologies.

“We are the AT All-stars and for those who are Stupid the A stands for Alzheimer’s, the T stands for Tourettes… Why? So we can forget about our uncontrollable involuntary pelvic thrusts” said Gerald.

Players Lost: “We lost three key players… We traded Shelly to Clems for a coupon for free unlimited brisket in 2016. PeteMo and his twin Lauck are on Spike Hill now due to anunfortunate game of gay chicken with O’Malley… it’s not a game to him” – Gerald

Key Additions: “We have 6-time WSL champ, Asian Sensation, Toking Tornado, Super Dave. We also have singles hitting machine Jonathan Metzl” – Gerald

Player(s) to watch: “Breakout player will be Vinny because he has a new fiberglass cane”. – Gerald

Pre-season Power Rankings: #11

2016 prediction: “If you come to our tent for free food and drink, make sure you are not a secretly hated league asshole” and “We are switching our NA and AA meetings from Thursday nights to never” – Gerald

 

Brooklyn Loggers

Manager Brian Pisanelli and second in command Craig Heitzman lead the Brooklyn Loggers into the 2016 season with several new additions to the league that are unknown to the league. Ringers? Friends? Drinking partners? Time will tell but at least they can still utilize the jerseys they introduced to the league last season. There was a slight scare early in the pre-season that the Logger Unis we have grown to love would be replaced due to a new sponsorship agreement being worked out with Over the Eight. Those negotiations are still ongoing so they will enter the season retaining the name (and uniforms) of the Brooklyn Loggers

Players Lost: Jeff & Jenn (Baby / Boston)

Key Additions: John Condon (Free Agent from Clems),  Stephanie Erwin, Alex Fraczak, Dan Sykers and Erica Baier

Player to watch: Jake Cahill – CF

Pre-season Power Rankings: #13

2016 prediction: We haven’t seen anything to accurately predict what we are going to get from the Loggers this season….. so we are going to guess they go undefeated and see what happens.

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