Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 6 4 .600 122 113
Roebling Sports Club 5 4 .556 86 78
Turkey's Nest 5 4 .556 91 92
AT All-Stars 2 7 .222 67 93
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 8 1 .889 118 77
St. Anselm 5 4 .556 82 68
R Bar 4 6 .400 104 152
A Bar Runaways 1 7 .125 44 67
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
The Bedford Yetis 6 4 .600 103 108
Clems 5 4 .556 96 93
Loggers 4 6 .400 89 97
The Gutter 86ers 4 6 .400 121 129
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
3 Kings 8 1 .889 169 60
Kilo Bravo 6 3 .667 102 92
Parkview Scorpions 6 4 .600 118 93
Turkey's Teachers 0 10 .000 78 178

Schedule

Week 11 - Jun 24
11:00 Gibson @ 3 Kings 1
Loggers @ Turkey's Nest 2
1:00 R Bar @ Kilo Bravo 1
AT All-Stars @ The Bedford Yetis 2
3:00 Spike Hill @ Clems 1
St. Anselm @ Parkview Scorpions 2
5:00 Roebling Sports Club @ The Gutter 86ers 1
A Bar Runaways @ Turkey's Teachers 2

Last Week's Results

Week 10 - Jun 17
The Gutter 86ers14 @ Turkey's Nest 15
Clems9 @ AT All-Stars 2
Loggers13 @ Roebling Sports Club 6
Kilo Bravo4 @ Gibson 9
Parkview Scorpions29 @ R Bar 11
3 Kings0 @ A Bar Runaways 0
The Bedford Yetis16 @ Spike Hill 10
Turkey's Teachers5 @ St. Anselm 11

Letter from the Parks Dept – Please read!

Fri, Apr 1, 2016

Helloooo Players and Fans of the WSL!

So, I wanted to reach out to the league to let you know of a critical change to our culture that I was just informed of by the Parks Dept.

Apparently, citing the Williamsburg City Council, the Police Department and the Elderly Polish Ladies OutReach Team (E-PLOP), the Parks Department has notified that they are putting major restrictions on all the softball leagues in Brooklyn saying:

“Due to the high levels of violence caused by players using excess alcohol, we have no other choice but to begin to crack down on players on the field, as well as their spectators, namely: the very vicious girlfriends of the players who regularly get in fights with girlfriends/wives/sisters of opposing teams.”

They have now stated that there is NONE of the following allowed in the park from now on:

1) No Smoking – of any kind
2) No Drinking – of any kind
3) No Tobacco – of any kind (I assume they mean dip)
4) No Selling of Food – of any kind, primarily empenadas, hotdogs, churros and ceviche

They are being very stern and will have “Park Monitors” walking around the fields at all-time, ensuring we do not do any of these activities.

They said that if anyone is caught, there is a fine for the offense, which will then check your record for previous offenses such as urinating in public, drinking in public, nudity, etc…and could lead to arrest. They also state that if they arrest multiple softball offenders, we are at risk of losing our permits. Which we cannot ever do.

They also suggest that we police ourselves.

With that being said, I have no other choice but to assign WSL Police Officers, which I have. From this point on Mickey Rosegrady and Jimmy “Two Strikes” will be monitoring the fields. You will notice them by their bright purple sashes that I have to provide for them.

If a player is caught, it will result in a suspension of that game, followed by multi-game and ultimately ejection from the league.

I’m really sorry to have to do this, but it’s for the good of the league and of course the permits.

So, from now on the WSL will be simply known as a “Dry” Beer League.

I’ve spoken with the Turkey’s Nest and The Gibson and they have assured me they will not serve anyone in softball uniform to excess, due to the risks.

I also spoke to the Korean Deli on Driggs and they have promised to buy a lot of O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer for our consumption, to at least make it “feel” like we’re playing softball.

Thank you,

– H

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