Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 13 6 .684 243 194
Roebling Sports Club 11 8 .579 220 177
Turkey's Nest 9 9 .500 178 199
AT All-Stars 4 14 .222 138 203
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 15 4 .789 238 169
St. Anselm 13 6 .684 214 151
R Bar 7 11 .389 175 244
A Bar Runaways 4 14 .222 120 178
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Clems 13 6 .684 223 171
The Bedford Yetis 10 8 .556 205 207
Loggers 7 11 .389 158 166
The Gutter 86ers 8 11 .421 201 216
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 13 5 .722 233 165
Parkview Scorpions 11 8 .579 215 174
Turkey's Teachers 0 18 .000 132 312
- 1 1 .500 10 17

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Clems 1
Roebling Sports Club @ Spike Hill 2
2:00 North Champion @ South Champion 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
Parkview Scorpions0 @ Clems 0
Roebling Sports Club0 @ Spike Hill 0
North Champion0 @ South Champion 0

Letter from the Parks Dept – Please read!

Fri, Apr 1, 2016

Helloooo Players and Fans of the WSL!

So, I wanted to reach out to the league to let you know of a critical change to our culture that I was just informed of by the Parks Dept.

Apparently, citing the Williamsburg City Council, the Police Department and the Elderly Polish Ladies OutReach Team (E-PLOP), the Parks Department has notified that they are putting major restrictions on all the softball leagues in Brooklyn saying:

“Due to the high levels of violence caused by players using excess alcohol, we have no other choice but to begin to crack down on players on the field, as well as their spectators, namely: the very vicious girlfriends of the players who regularly get in fights with girlfriends/wives/sisters of opposing teams.”

They have now stated that there is NONE of the following allowed in the park from now on:

1) No Smoking – of any kind
2) No Drinking – of any kind
3) No Tobacco – of any kind (I assume they mean dip)
4) No Selling of Food – of any kind, primarily empenadas, hotdogs, churros and ceviche

They are being very stern and will have “Park Monitors” walking around the fields at all-time, ensuring we do not do any of these activities.

They said that if anyone is caught, there is a fine for the offense, which will then check your record for previous offenses such as urinating in public, drinking in public, nudity, etc…and could lead to arrest. They also state that if they arrest multiple softball offenders, we are at risk of losing our permits. Which we cannot ever do.

They also suggest that we police ourselves.

With that being said, I have no other choice but to assign WSL Police Officers, which I have. From this point on Mickey Rosegrady and Jimmy “Two Strikes” will be monitoring the fields. You will notice them by their bright purple sashes that I have to provide for them.

If a player is caught, it will result in a suspension of that game, followed by multi-game and ultimately ejection from the league.

I’m really sorry to have to do this, but it’s for the good of the league and of course the permits.

So, from now on the WSL will be simply known as a “Dry” Beer League.

I’ve spoken with the Turkey’s Nest and The Gibson and they have assured me they will not serve anyone in softball uniform to excess, due to the risks.

I also spoke to the Korean Deli on Driggs and they have promised to buy a lot of O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer for our consumption, to at least make it “feel” like we’re playing softball.

Thank you,

– H

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