Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
R Bar 11 9 .550 243 225
St. Anselm 9 10 .474 194 249
Clems 7 12 .368 181 237
AT All-Stars 3 16 .158 158 291
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
3 Kings 19 2 .905 338 166
Turkey's Nest 13 7 .650 223 229
The Bedford Yetis 10 10 .500 244 244
Gibson 2 17 .105 198 298
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
A Bar Runaways 14 6 .700 234 145
Black Betty 11 8 .579 224 170
Kilo Bravo 11 9 .550 277 220
Loggers 6 13 .316 172 274
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
The Gutter 86ers 16 4 .800 263 177
Spike Hill 15 6 .714 321 184
Roebling Sports Club 7 12 .368 214 272
Turkey's Teachers 3 16 .158 172 275

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 24
11:00 Kilo Bravo @ Spike Hill 1
Turkey's Nest @ 3 Kings 2
1:00 North All-Stars @ South All-Stars 2
2:30 Spike Hill @ 3 Kings 2

Last Week's Results

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Letter from the Parks Dept – Please read!

Fri, Apr 1, 2016

Helloooo Players and Fans of the WSL!

So, I wanted to reach out to the league to let you know of a critical change to our culture that I was just informed of by the Parks Dept.

Apparently, citing the Williamsburg City Council, the Police Department and the Elderly Polish Ladies OutReach Team (E-PLOP), the Parks Department has notified that they are putting major restrictions on all the softball leagues in Brooklyn saying:

“Due to the high levels of violence caused by players using excess alcohol, we have no other choice but to begin to crack down on players on the field, as well as their spectators, namely: the very vicious girlfriends of the players who regularly get in fights with girlfriends/wives/sisters of opposing teams.”

They have now stated that there is NONE of the following allowed in the park from now on:

1) No Smoking – of any kind
2) No Drinking – of any kind
3) No Tobacco – of any kind (I assume they mean dip)
4) No Selling of Food – of any kind, primarily empenadas, hotdogs, churros and ceviche

They are being very stern and will have “Park Monitors” walking around the fields at all-time, ensuring we do not do any of these activities.

They said that if anyone is caught, there is a fine for the offense, which will then check your record for previous offenses such as urinating in public, drinking in public, nudity, etc…and could lead to arrest. They also state that if they arrest multiple softball offenders, we are at risk of losing our permits. Which we cannot ever do.

They also suggest that we police ourselves.

With that being said, I have no other choice but to assign WSL Police Officers, which I have. From this point on Mickey Rosegrady and Jimmy “Two Strikes” will be monitoring the fields. You will notice them by their bright purple sashes that I have to provide for them.

If a player is caught, it will result in a suspension of that game, followed by multi-game and ultimately ejection from the league.

I’m really sorry to have to do this, but it’s for the good of the league and of course the permits.

So, from now on the WSL will be simply known as a “Dry” Beer League.

I’ve spoken with the Turkey’s Nest and The Gibson and they have assured me they will not serve anyone in softball uniform to excess, due to the risks.

I also spoke to the Korean Deli on Driggs and they have promised to buy a lot of O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer for our consumption, to at least make it “feel” like we’re playing softball.

Thank you,

– H

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