Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 13 6 .684 243 194
Roebling Sports Club 11 8 .579 220 177
Turkey's Nest 9 9 .500 178 199
AT All-Stars 4 14 .222 138 203
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 15 4 .789 238 169
St. Anselm 13 6 .684 214 151
R Bar 7 11 .389 175 244
A Bar Runaways 4 14 .222 120 178
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Clems 13 6 .684 223 171
The Bedford Yetis 10 8 .556 205 207
Loggers 7 11 .389 158 166
The Gutter 86ers 8 11 .421 201 216
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 13 5 .722 233 165
Parkview Scorpions 11 8 .579 215 174
Turkey's Teachers 0 18 .000 132 312
- 1 1 .500 10 17

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Clems 1
Roebling Sports Club @ Spike Hill 2
2:00 North Champion @ South Champion 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
Parkview Scorpions0 @ Clems 0
Roebling Sports Club0 @ Spike Hill 0
North Champion0 @ South Champion 0

Championship Day- PREVIEW

Thu, Sep 25, 2014

We are 3 official games (and one unofficial game) away from crowning our 2014 WSL Champion!!!! If I were a betting man (or even a man), I’d throw my man money down on The Empanada Guy to swoop in at the last minute and win the whole thing. Think I’m way off base? Sound off in the comments on who YOU think will win it all.

Oh- and if you haven’t done so already:

Click HERE to vote for the WSL 2014 Umpire of the Year.

Click HERE to RSVP for the WSL End of Season Party.

PREVIEWS!

11am

Field #1: Black Betty @ Good Co (Stache)

History often repeats itself in the WSL Playoffs, and this year is no different. Sure, we narrowly managed to avoid ANOTHER Spike Hill/Black Betty final! However, the Good Co vs. Betty semi-finals streak is going 3 years strong now. So much for parity, eh?

After a couple snoozers last Sunday in Round 2, each team is riding high with confidence. The Pinks buried the Yetis without much fanfare. Suffocating defense, coupled with big hits from Tommy & Comfy, afforded Captain Wally Sprinkles the ability to rest an injured Cap’n Calves late in the game. Haven’t peeped the official Good Co injury report yet, but I heard through the grapevine that ol’ Calves was just upgraded to “probable”.

The Betties, not surprisingly, took the Loggers straight to the paper mill last weekend. After a slow start to their 2014 campaign, Black is back. They won 4 of their last 5, heading into the playoffs and appear ready to take their standing reservation in the WSL Championship game.

“Green Light” Kevin Belz, JB$ and the Commish are not ready to leave the Dark Ages of the WSL just yet. Can the colorful crusade overthrow the evil empire? Good Co is 0 for 2 against the Bettyballers this year (and in the prior 2 playoffs), so maybe the 3rd time’s the charm? Changing of the guard or another brick in the wall? Do not miss out on this game!

Field#2: Turkey’s Nest @ R Bar (Stryker)

 Please sing along at home to these new Nest-centric lyrics!

Guess who’s gonna be back Sundayyy?

Those wild-eyed Boys that haven’t gone away

Haven’t changed, Shafer’s gonna have a bunch to say

But man, I still think those cats are great

 

They were askin if R Bar was around

How they was, where they could be found

I told them you were livin downtown

Drivin all the old men crazy

The Boys are back in town

 

You know the Mitch that used to dance a lot

Every night he’d be on the floor shaking what he’d got

Man when I tell you he was cool, he was red hot

I mean he was steaming

 

That night over at JL’s place

Well this chick got up and she slapped JL’s face

Man we just fell about the place

If that chick don’t want to know, forget her

 

Friday night they’ll be dressed to kill

Down at Turkey’s bar and grill

The drink will flow and the blood will spill

If the Boy’s wanna fight, you’d better let them

  

That jukebox in the corner blasting out Jake’s favorite song

The nights are getting cooler, it won’t be long

It won’t be long till the trophy comes

Now that the Boy’s are here again

 

The Boys are back in town

 

1pm

Field 2: AllStar Game (WSL SUPER FAN)

 

In a surprising turn of events, the Commissioner’s office has announced that this year’s All-Star game “counts.” The annual event, won in its inaugural year by the Joe Fashion All Stars in dramatic fashion by ten runs, is no longer a footnote to a long and satisfying regular season. “This time it’s for reals,” announced second year Commissioner Holland during an impromptu press conference at Kilo Bravo. “I’m serious, you guys,” he added, while surrounded by eight lovely, but clearly put off ladies from eHarmony. After the press conference, confusion spread throughout the audience of journalists because none of us knew Holland was such a baller.

While details about the significance of the All-Star Game remain mysterious, fan voting ended earlier this week and the lineups are set. At her palatial Bushwick home, Spike Hillian Linda Huie, Joe Godsy All-Star co-manager, spoke with WSL commentator Stryker. They weighed in on several topics including her breaking the gender barrier by managing the All-Star game and her strategies for winning given its newfound importance.

 

***FOR LEGAL REASONS, THE NEW NEW ADDITIONS WOULD LIKE TO DISCLOSE THAT NO CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE REAL LINDA HUIE AND STRYKER HAS EVER OCCURRED. LIKE. EVER. I MEAN, LINDA TALKING TO STRYKER?? C’MON, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.***

Stryker: How do you feel about being the first woman to manage the …………………………………………………………………..all star game?

Linda Huie (Co-Manager, Joe Godsy All Stars): It’s truly an honor. When Mike (O’Malley) texted me to ask me to manage the game, I thought, ‘Wow, Mike learned how to text!’ He’s always trying to use cool words and fit in, but texting is a new level for him. Actually, I didn’t even realize there was an All Star game until then. I’ve just seen the list of All Stars and I feel good about the fan’s choices.

Stryker: Give ………… me some thoughts on your lineup and how you plan to manage the substitution to ensure victory for the Godsy All Stars

Linda Huie: Well, obviously, I’ll need to take into account that the team that makes it to the finals, whether it’s R Bar or Turkey’s Nest, will likely sit their players. So it’s all about contingency planning.

Stryker:  Thanks for a great interview…how about when you win the All Star game we celebrate at Kellogs?

Linda Huie: Um………no. 

 

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-The New New Additions

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