Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 11 6 .647 216 185
Roebling Sports Club 9 7 .563 182 143
Turkey's Nest 8 7 .533 155 169
AT All-Stars 4 12 .250 126 180
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 13 3 .813 202 143
St. Anselm 12 5 .706 197 128
R Bar 7 10 .412 165 232
A Bar Runaways 4 13 .235 116 163
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Clems 11 6 .647 186 164
The Bedford Yetis 10 7 .588 193 192
The Gutter 86ers 7 10 .412 180 177
Loggers 7 10 .412 153 143
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 12 4 .750 214 150
Parkview Scorpions 9 8 .529 187 165
Turkey's Teachers 0 17 .000 131 302
- 0 0 .000 0 0

Schedule

Revenge Sunday! - Aug 26
11:00 Kilo Bravo @ Spike Hill 2
1:00 Gibson @ Parkview Scorpions 1
Loggers @ Roebling Sports Club 2
3:00 The Bedford Yetis @ Turkey's Teachers 1
AT All-Stars @ A Bar Runaways 2

Last Week's Results

Week 18 - Aug 19
WSL Women's League0 @ WSL Women's League 0
Kilo Bravo0 @ Roebling Sports Club 0
Roebling Sports Club5 @ Spike Hill 9
Turkey's Teachers13 @ Kilo Bravo 24
AT All-Stars0 @ Turkey's Nest 0
Clems4 @ The Gutter 86ers 9
The Bedford Yetis3 @ Loggers 7
Gibson0 @ Turkey's Nest 0
R Bar14 @ A Bar Runaways 11
Gibson5 @ St. Anselm 24

Week 12- Preview

Thu, Jun 20, 2013

This is it. The last week of inter-league play. And of course we stand at 12 wins for the North and 12 wins for South. But looking at the previous three weeks, we give a slight edge to Southern Division. The two undefeated North teams have suffered losses and Northern cellar dwellers have been smacked around like Rhianna before the Grammys. Can duckduck stay over .500 for two consecutive weeks as they face off with The Black? Will the Teacher’s keep The Gibson in that creepy Special Ed room in the basement? Can AT and Spike Hill recover from their Week 10 losses? Last chance for divisional bragging rights! Let take a closer look…

11AM

Field#1: Rbar vs. AT Allstars

non-kosher

The Bums are on a tear, going 3-0 vs. the best teams of the North. They have had a great combination of an explosive offense and steady defense working for them. The last time AT faced Rbar it was in the 1st round of last year’s playoffs, and let’s just say there was an on-field ass-rape that left the Allstars clutching the Drunk Tank in the fetal position. But all was literally forgotten after a few hours of hardcore drinking, and they have used that playoff loss as motivation and it has shown so far this season. Slightly tweaking their small roster, they have shot up in the power ranking and still remain on top.  How will co-manager Justin “The Stick” and the rest of the gold and green contain the heavy left handed Rbar on Field #1? Did da’ Bums bring lube this time? Get there early to find out!

Field #2: Loggers vs. Clemerica 

just a guess, Brenner

The last time these two clubs met left Coach Breezy on the injury train, or as he recalls, “I slipped on a Large Marge that Brenner threw from a grassy knoll.” As for The Loggers, they seek to rebound from the ineffable shellacking they experienced at the hands of the Nesters last week. Loggers southpaw, Tony Basile will bring his best knuckleball to thwart the efforts of this new offensive juggernaut (41 runs in the last fortnight- not too shabby, Clemerica). In another blow to the squad, Logger-Daddy Brenner will be kicking it on Fire Island doing god-knows-what, so as long as the Battleship stays healthy this time around, it’s possible they’ll pull a “W” out of their sporty pirate hats. Ya har!

1PM

Field #1: duckduck vs. Black Betty

who the duck is that?

These two old-time favorites have had legendary matches since the beginning of time, and I CANNOT believe I’m missing this one. The colorful repertoire, the Betty’s boom box playing its amazing playlist, and not being able to get a single hit off JB$ (okay, I can live without that one). The Betty have knocked down some mighty teams as of late, but rumors persist of an old familiar Reeler face making a guest appearance this Sunday. I wait with bated breath to see if this mystery man can drum up some positive dugout “zestiness” we’ve been sorely missing this season. I’ll be en route from the South Shore of Massachusetts during this game, so I’ll be surfing the radio channels in the desperate hope this game gets picked up on WFAN.

Field #2: Turkey’s Nest vs. Soft Spot

No one has benefited more from the inter-league schedule than The Yeti’s. They were seeded in the lower 4 of the South due only to their “runs allowed” stat, and have taken full advantage. For the “Hairy Ones” the last three games has been the equivalent of a chess champion playing a mentally challenged person. They look galvanized and they will need to depend on their defense (the league’s 2nd best with 8.5 runs/game) when facing this week’s opponent. Even though Turkey’s record is 3-5, we all know they are much better than that. TN is averaging close to 14 runs a game in the past few weeks. The Boys of Summer are finally gelling and are in the hunt for their 3rd straight victory. Can Anthony Pizza keep the hot Nest offense in check? Has marriage and life long happiness taken away Jordan Disco’s softball powers? Who will strut their stuff better at 1 pm?

3PM

Field #1: Brooklyn Bowl vs. Good Co 

Sorry, Wally.

It’s Joel’s old team vs. Joel’s new team. Fans will have to wait and see how many innings it takes for him to go missing on his way to 1st base, while Stacy “The Tom’s River Terminator” Rowe will steal the show once more as she continues to show the league what her talent do. The “less silent, more deadly” Bowlers will try to keep moving up in the standings, and could pose as a big threat to the Pinks who are now 0-3 in inter-league play. It could indicate Good Co. can’t handle the North, not their usual M.O. as former Northerners…but that’s how the North treat deserters. This game also serves as a fun match-up of WSL crowd favorites, Godsy and Cesar. These two face off all the time outside the softball arena with their push up contests, arm wrestling and silly curiosity of who can drink faster to the point of blindness. This week, they’ll fight to see who plays better softball…and then revert back to their off-field antics.

Field #2: Gibson vs. Turkey’s Teachers

The last time TNT tasted victory, the fences were still up in McCarren, Kim Kardashian was still ignoring the fact that she was 15 months pregnant by wearing inappropriate maternity clothes, and we all thought the government was NOT spying on us. It’s been a long tough season for the Teacher’s, who have not won since Week #1!! They came close two weeks ago…losing a one-run game in the Battle of the Turkey’s, but that has been about it. What is Haz to do? Wait to face The Gibson! Ohhhhhh Gibson, how we root for you! You feather-tickled our asses with a great game vs. Soft Spot in Week #9 only to make us cry the next week against 3K. Well, the softball gods and perhaps goddesses have smiled on you this week…you face the Teachers, who seem more lost than an Atheist at a Christian youth rally. Good luck Gibby, we know you have it in you!!!

5PM

Field #1: Pete’s vs. Spike Hill

The date was June 12, 2011. The event; last time SH and Pete’s faced off. The result- Spike Hill (surprise) won 5-4. Due to the high profile of this rematch for the ages, I’ve received word that both club’s animated coaches have requested anonymity this week. To protect their sacred privacy, I’m going the Scooby Doo route.

Ruh-roh! Roaches Rike RoRalley and Ram RoRio will see if reither team can get rinterreague ruccess. Roach RoRio rill try to rig his group out of the rog-rouse.

Ro matter the routcome, both roaches will rommiserate their standings by roofing down some regan ramburgers.

Like, zoinks WSL! Will Pete’s put some hurt on the mighty Spike Hillians? Would they do it for a Scooby Snack?

Field#2: 2nd Chance vs. 3 Kings

Fortunately the bachelor party last weekend was a major success, but after Sgt. Andre was caught with a Mounty’s horse in a precarious position (twice) and since Al would not stop streaking and interrupting the Canadian Parliament, they ended up being thrown into Canada’s maximum security prison (which we assume is the equivalent of being locked in a broom closet). After posting bail of their teammates, The Saloon looks to go .500 in inter-league play this week. Meanwhile, Stash has found the secret to victory in the WSL this season, tunes man….. tunes! They are 2-0 when blasting music from the dugout. This week music list will include Metallica’s Don’t Tread on Me, Bell Biv DeVoe’s Poison, Weird Al Yankovic’s Eat It, and Queen’s We Are the Champions and many more. Can 3K win two in row for the first time this season? Will Sgt. Andre ever get that horse smell off of him? (I heard tomato juice works, oh no wait that is for skunks, never mind). Get your 5pm drunk asses over to Field 2 and watch!

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