Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
R Bar 11 9 .550 243 225
St. Anselm 9 10 .474 194 249
Clems 7 12 .368 181 237
AT All-Stars 3 16 .158 158 291
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
3 Kings 19 2 .905 338 166
Turkey's Nest 13 7 .650 223 229
The Bedford Yetis 10 10 .500 244 244
Gibson 2 17 .105 198 298
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
A Bar Runaways 14 6 .700 234 145
Black Betty 11 8 .579 224 170
Kilo Bravo 11 9 .550 277 220
Loggers 6 13 .316 172 274
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
The Gutter 86ers 16 4 .800 263 177
Spike Hill 15 6 .714 321 184
Roebling Sports Club 7 12 .368 214 272
Turkey's Teachers 3 16 .158 172 275

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 24
11:00 Kilo Bravo @ Spike Hill 1
Turkey's Nest @ 3 Kings 2
1:00 North All-Stars @ South All-Stars 2
2:30 Spike Hill @ 3 Kings 2

Last Week's Results

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Week 11- Preview

Fri, Jun 14, 2013

Inter-League Week 3 is upon us, and it lands on Father’s Day! Calling on all dads to be awesome and kick some major ass this weekend. We are talking to the newer dads (Bobby Knapp, Mike Camarra), the gray haired dads (Gerald, Vinny), the “I cannot believe you’re a dad” dad (Sgt. Andre) and of course the prehistoric papas (Winston, Jason Dietz). We’ll get another chance to see each division’s best face-off and also root for the Gibson to get that fucking win! Not only does each division own 8 wins over the other but here is a incredible fact to support how closely they are matched. Total Run Scored in the two inter-league weeks: North: 164 South: 163. Divisional bragging rights are up for grabs. Let’s see who plays who?

 

11AM

Field# 1: Turkey’s Teachers vs.Clemerica

Just a bit inside.

After getting shutout a fortnight ago, the Battleship seems to be on a tear. Are the Teachers next in Clemerica’s path of destruction? The Teachers have hit rock bottom with their latest loss to the OG Turkey’s franchise, but they could just be creating the perfect Cinderella Story for themselves. Since this game has “personal” memories for the Battleship’s beloved Stryker, I yield the rest of the preview to him.

CLEMS VS. TNT (THOSE NUT TAKERS) SUNDAYS FORECAST:  PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A 100% CHANCE OF REVENGE!! THE PAUSES WILL BE LONG AND EXTRA ANNOYING THIS SUNDAY, AND BALLS WILL BE HIT, HOPEFULLY NOT MINE (AGAIN).  MARKOW IS LOOKING TO REDEEM HIMSELF AFTER HIS 0 FOR 36 SLUMP PROMISING TO HIT 100 HOME RUNS, WHILE BREEZE IS HUNGRY FOR A WIN (AND BRISKET), TO PUT HIM ABOVE .500 AS A “NON-PLAYER COACH”. WE SHALL DRINK CHAMPAGNE (MARGARITAS) OUT OF A LARGE CUP OF SYNTHETIC POLYMER USED TO PROTECT CERTAIN AREAS OF THE BODY.  BATTLESHIP ROOLES AND THE TEACHERS WILL BE SCHOOLED!!!  CLEMS WILL BE VICTORIOUS AND TEACH THE TEACHERS A LESSON THEY WILL NOT SOON FORGET. THEY MAY HAVE TAKEN MY NUT BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEEDDOMMMMM!!!!  

 

Field  # 2: Gibson  vs.  3 Kings

YA THINK YA BETTER THAN HER!

Nothing’s better than an early 11 am wake “the fuck” up call to refocus a team after a crushing defeat the week before.  That is the case with both these teams. The  Gibson came oh-so close last week, allowing only 6 runs, their season’s best defensive effort.  The 3 King excited us with a zombie-infested walk-off win two weeks ago, only to disappoint us with a lackluster effort the following week.  Scoring only 9 runs last week, way below their season average, 3Ks self-esteem is probably on par with Amanda Bynes. What is The Stash do? I suggest thinking outside the box, way way outside….. Self-hypnosis via YouTube! This “How To Boost Your Confidence! Hypnosis for Self Confidence & Self Esteem” YouTube clip is bound to work.

Right? Will the Gibson’s recent hot defensive play continue for a third straight game? The Kings avoid being called Queens for the second recap post in a row? Answers start at 11am.

 

1PM

Field# 1: Brooklyn Bowl vs. Pete’s Candy Store

Hey, look! It’s Joe!

It’s the battle of the (now) threes! Pete’s will attempt to put an end to the shame spiral they’ve been going down in their matchup with Brooklyn Bowl. However, the silent but deadly Bowlers have steadied themselves by winning a few here and there and look ready to go on a streak of good softball. We’ll have to wait and see if it’s week three in sads-ville for the Candy Folk. Here’s my two-cents to both squads: You’ve got a 50/50 shot of winning if that helps. On the off chance this game results in a draw, we suggest an arm wrestling match between Kirby vs. Godsy at the Gibson.

 

Field# 2: Loggers vs. Turkey’s Nest

We’re on to you, Boys of Summer…

Both teams are currently in seventh place in their respective divisions, but the Loggers are on an upswing after their dismal start this season. As for the Nesters, they seem all over the place, but it could just be a ploy to get a low seed in the playoffs and start annihilating the competition. If TN loses this week, I’m convinced that’s their plan. Come on- Zac? The Boys of Summer? They HAVE to be throwing games.

 

 

3PM

Field# 1: duckduck vs. Good Co  

Desperately Seeking #00001

Last season’s Chumpionship teams will face off in the 3pm slot. Before I continue, may I just say how much we’ve missed you guys in the North; our new neighbors pale in comparison. Where the woof was I? Right- Our gentlemen’s match. YOU’RE GOING DOWN! The Pinks got wedgied and shoved into some lockers by A/T, so they could be a bit gun shy this week. I’ve heard that Captain Calves (not Calf, GSlack) might just blow this one off to continue his Citibike Number Game in search of Citibike #00001. As for the ducks, they are changing things up this week managerially, with a gorgeous ginger as their substitute Skippah- so look the fuck OUT!

 

Field  #2: 2nd Chance vs. Soft Spot

I’d hate to have this guy’s strike zone

The Yetis’ three game winning streak has propelled them to the top of the division. With their defense looking as good as any in the league, they look like they are ready to continue tearing it up. The 86’ers will be without their leader and some key players on Sunday, why you may ask? It’s Al Blizzy’s bachelor party in Montreal!!! To avoid Al and his crew from being ruffied and being set on a excitingly hilarious and dangerous adventure ala The Hangover, the future Mrs. Blizzy has banned me from going. Good news is that Sgt. Andre will be there to cause havoc and scare the strippers and prostitutes in my place. But with his Managerial cap on, Al reached out to us and said that “To stand a chance at winning we have to score 10 runs”.  Easier said than done.

 

5PM        

Field #1: Black Betty vs. AT All Stars      

The good old days….

Looking to give a team their first loss for a second week in a row, Black Betty is the away team vs. the Allstars.  After last week’s close but decisive win vs. Spike Hill, Betty is brimming with confidence that they can take down the top two teams in the North while cementing their position in the South. No team is flying higher than AT. The three year rebuilding project hit its apex last week when they held the best record in the league all by themselves (Yes!  We know O’Malley, we have not play Spike Hill yet, see you June 30th) When asked about why he wears the # 210 on the back of his jersey, Mickey Smiles answered, “It’s simple, I am a AT solider, and we will win 18 games in the regular season and 3 in the playoffs, 21-0.” Oh that Mickey you gotta love him. Will Gblack beat his former team? Can Holland and crew bring AT down to earth? It’s a prime time event! Do not miss it!

 

Field #2: R Bar vs.  Spike Hill

This great match-up puts the two home run leaders face to face. Rbar has dealt the North two clear losses and looks to add to that total when they face Spike Hill. To prepare for this game against the Bum’s heavy lefty lineup, manager O’Malley has tied his right arm down all week to live like a lefty and feel what they feel. Sounds extreme, but makes complete and total sense to Mike. The league sure hopes that having these teams play on Field 2 might keep the right field homer count down. Can Rbar hand Spike Hill a second regular season loss? Can Field 2’s audience attendance ever rival Field 1’s? 

BLUE’S CLUES

Since Sam loves technology, we thought it’d be fun for his interview to be conducted by a very “high-tech” reporter in this week’s installment of Blue’s Clues. Moving forward, we’ll be having Sam answer YOUR umping related (or not) questions. So if you have a zinger for Sam to read on camera, please email it it to wsleditorial@gmail.com, and state if you’re okay with having your first name and team mentioned with your questions (it’d be a lot cooler if you did).

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