Joe Godsy Division
Parkview Scorpions 6 1 .857 115 48
McCarren Hotel Titans 6 1 .857 96 60
St. Anselm 3 3 .500 73 53
Turkey's Nest AT 2 5 .286 50 64
Parkview Suzies 5 1 .833 55 42
The Bedford Yetis 3 4 .429 62 99
Pete's Candy Store 2 5 .286 73 77
Turkey's Nest 0 7 .000 20 101
Joe Fashion Division
Gibson 6 1 .857 89 44
Roebling Sports Club 5 2 .714 111 70
Clems 3 3 .500 63 56
The Gutter 86ers 1 5 .167 36 89
Kilo Bravo 4 2 .667 55 37
Echo Bravo 4 2 .667 69 44
Loggers 2 5 .286 58 83
Carmine's Bombers 1 6 .143 44 102


Week 08 - May 22
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Gibson 1
Loggers @ The Bedford Yetis 2
1:00 Pete's Candy Store @ Echo Bravo 1
Turkey's Nest @ Kilo Bravo 2
3:00 Carmine's Bombers @ Parkview Suzies 1
Turkey's Nest AT @ Clems 2
5:00 McCarren Hotel Titans @ The Gutter 86ers 1
St. Anselm @ Roebling Sports Club 2

Last Week's Results

Week 07 - May 15
Pete's Candy Store14 @ Turkey's Nest AT 11
Echo Bravo10 @ Roebling Sports Club 5
Loggers11 @ The Gutter 86ers 6
Carmine's Bombers5 @ Clems 12
Parkview Suzies7 @ McCarren Hotel Titans 17
The Bedford Yetis2 @ Parkview Scorpions 26
Kilo Bravo8 @ Gibson 9
Turkey's Nest0 @ St. Anselm 11

Elite 8 – Recap

Tue, Sep 25, 2012

Elite 8 Bracket!

We’re down to our Final Four and Man! Yeah, its pretty much the peeps we expected. Once again.

Three of the teams from last year are representing again in 2012. Reel 2 Reel makes it back once more along with Black Betty and last years champs Spike Hill are looking for a repeat! Lastly, the Good Co have finally made it back to the final weekend with a huge win against The Soft Spot Yettis after the Pinks tripped up in the first round in 2011 to the 3 Kings, yeah…remember that? Well, not today.

Here’s a look at how they got here! Congrats to them all!! And special thanks to The Commish for pumping 75 buckets of yuck off the fields and dugouts or this could have been a lot messier!

Baby Boy knocks in all three of the Yetti’s runs.


The Soft Spot Yeti’s started out the day with a strong three run homer off the bat of Baby Boy Muentez to take an early lead against the Pink in the very first inning. Unfortunately, they were shut down for the rest of the game as Patrick pitched a gem to get his club into the final four. Soft Spot played some great D, but Good Co were able to push across 5 runs. Pantsless Rookie shots and a lot of hugs to follow at The Gutter. Shirtless, not to be outdone, brings the recap!

Cesar wins the most coveted WSL Trophy: “The Wally,” the happiest award on earth.

“I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.”

They are very excited to say the least! (Don’t miss Fashion’s split second cameo in The Catch!)  Also, the entire pink crew made up for never sending a recap all summer to submitting one picture or recap of some sort by every single player in the Co. Unfortunately, I can’t use them all.

Bobby gets the largest shirt known to man.

Meanwhile, RBar faced Black Betty on field one in a real heartbreaker. Not a great day for the Bums who were rained on by a shower of Black hits. BUT not before their Bomber Champ in 2012 was presented with his WSL Home Run Shirt, which…by the way…was about the same size as the Yeti’s team tent. Congrats to Bobby & Melinda who are expecting a little “whaaaaaa!” in 2013. CANT. WAIT!

Despite football everywhere now in full swing, we kept our butts nailed to the field to watch the next match-ups. And
thank goodness we did! Props to Breeze & (…I’m horrible, with names, so I had to email him and got this in response. “Devan. Her man’s name is Jamie. We call em Guns and Roses!”) for the complimentary Mimosas. Way to be.

Nothin better than softball Buds n’ Mimosas


Spike Hill rolls in and over The Turkey’s Teachers. Haz and his crew just didn’t have it today. Especially tough week for their left fielder, Andre, who I saw slosh through that stupid little puddle sitting just fair in LF territory, where a big hit deceivingly stopped dead and then come running in later only to get tagged with an overthrow beside first base in the back of the neck. All’s he had to say was, “Ehhh…it’s all in fun, right?” What a trooper! I like that guy.

Shortz fires up R2R!

Turkey’s Nest vs Reel 2 Reel was the real story of the day! We got a great recap from this guy.“What started off looking like a blowout turned into a real goddamn game that came down to the last fucking at bat.  reel 2 reel was entertainingly effective in their 10-9 win over T nest.  “skippah” greg wilson put on pants/shoes and hopped a train (hopefully not a boxcar, but who cares, he got here) and blurted out a good two or three one-liners, (good day for him, but he’s had time for some re-writes), then the prettiest man in the league, Dave Watts, who the Kinks wrote a damn song about, (google it) hit a ball 350 feet in one at bat and then 4 feet in the next.

Bryan and Jordan lose their bets. Honestly, nobody wins in this scenario.

jake who may or may not look like some dude in the NHL made a circus crazy catch that looked like it was going to be a homer.  matt opalack smiled for 2 seconds, and mark halling pitched a boringly good game. the turks started off way behind and looked out of it, surviving on chuck D’s early homer, but chipped away thanks in part to a GD bomb by a guy who looks like dan shafer if he didn’t have a mustache.  mike korhauser tried to out do his counterpart dave babkow, going blow for blow in sick ass plays at third.  john “bunny” louis hit a ball that didn’t go directly at or over the left fielder, kinda amazing, and four other turks thought it wise to play in jeans.  hell of a game and perfect officiating for the second week in a row by our incredible commish.”

You all might have seen that guy who looks like Dan Shafer w/out the stache in this new commercial! Now he’s trying to steal Mike V’s beard hat joke…this isn’t going to go over well. Hey, guess what? In a stroke of genius, Holland decided to film the last play of this game, where in the top 9, The Nest, down one with two outs, had the game tying run at the plate when “The Catch” happened. How cool is that?

Well we’re one week away from the end of the 2012 Season and still are planning the party! Keep your schedules open, because there’s obviously nothing we like to do more than throw back a couple at the end of the year while we pretend we don’t care that we’re once again NOT the goddamn Champions.

Oh, and here is the correct answer to this weekends “Dude, What if?”

Q: What if every baller for the WSL went into a draft at the start of the 2013 season? Who would go as the number one pick?

A: Fucking Breezy! Who else?!

– Carly


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