Standings

Joe Godsy Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Spike Hill 13 6 .684 243 194
Roebling Sports Club 11 8 .579 220 177
Turkey's Nest 9 9 .500 178 199
AT All-Stars 4 14 .222 138 203
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Gibson 15 4 .789 238 169
St. Anselm 13 6 .684 214 151
R Bar 7 11 .389 175 244
A Bar Runaways 4 14 .222 120 178
 
Joe Fashion Division
NORTH W L PCT RF RA
Clems 13 6 .684 223 171
The Bedford Yetis 10 8 .556 205 207
Loggers 7 11 .389 158 166
The Gutter 86ers 8 11 .421 201 216
 
SOUTH W L PCT RF RA
Kilo Bravo 13 5 .722 233 165
Parkview Scorpions 11 8 .579 215 174
Turkey's Teachers 0 18 .000 132 312
- 1 1 .500 10 17

Schedule

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
11:00 Parkview Scorpions @ Clems 1
Roebling Sports Club @ Spike Hill 2
2:00 North Champion @ South Champion 2

Last Week's Results

Championship Sunday - Sep 23
Parkview Scorpions0 @ Clems 0
Roebling Sports Club0 @ Spike Hill 0
North Champion0 @ South Champion 0

Week 11 – Recap

Wed, Jul 11, 2012

The Face of Innocent Focus! She was Ready for AT.

By: Gerald

Was thinking of doing a disclaimer before I began the recap this week…but then I thought, wait…we are a bunch of incestuous alcoholic motherfuckers. I mean we fuck each other more than some stoned hippie commune. But, I hope you all get a kick out of it and it’s all meant in good fun and someone else’s tongue in your cheek…Sooooo here we go!!!!!

Week 11 saw some good games with some shitty umpiring (Sam), a lot of long balls and a couple of good finishes…

11 AM

Gibson @  Mendoza
I thought the Gibson had a great chance in this one without the managerial stylings of Carly, who was away for the week (Sorry Carly, you have taken more shots at AT this season than Jake at a open bar). Doza jumped out to a 5-1 lead in the 1st and never looked back taking control with 17-4 lead after just 4 innings. The star of the game was Jay Silver, who went 6-6 and pitched a stellar game with a badly pulled hamstring. He actually pulled it giving birth to his new baby boy. Congrats Jay!! HR’s by Pete Hoffman and Pat Snajder. Final score 22-6.

AT's Dana knows how to stay cool and bartend.

AT  @ Black Betty
As much as I want to say this is a grudge match, I cannot. I love everyone on the Betty. AT came out firing on all pistons scoring in the the 1st 3 innings, but BB, showing resiliency behind Cap. Camarra, who responded with a 3-run bomb in the bot. of the 1st, and BB outlasted the All-Stars. HR’s by Becker, Steven and AT’s Jona-thang, Ersin, & Justin The Stick. I also had a double and two triples (hey… not my fault I had one of my best hitting games the week I get to write the recap, so fuck it). Final score BB 20-13.

My brother pops in on Spike Hill's boozing.

1pm

Spike Hill @ 2nd Chance
O’Malley scrambled & promised the world to any team that would play him when Rbar couldn’t make their scheduled game, you BUMS!!!!. Credit to Al Bizzy for taking on the challenge, even though they would play again at 3 pm. The Saloon gave a valiant effort, having some good innings with solid hits. Miles flashed plenty of leather at SS, but SH would have none of it, going on a few hit parades.  And further proving that you don’t need testicles to hit home runs, some pink haired girl hit a 2-run jack, I have no idea who she is. Perhaps some of us males should think about getting the boys chopped off. Final score The Hill  23-9.

TNT is surging with a 8-3 record and are Kings of the South...for now...

2nd Chance @ TNT
With league patriarch Vinny and a drunk-ass AT rooting hard for the Saloon to get their first win of the season, this was the Game of the Week. With several lead changes & a tied score in the bottom of the 9th, TNT’s Big Kevin, having homered earlier in the game, came thru again, scoring 3 runs and pulling off the exciting walk-of victory with a controversial last play of the game at the plate!!!
Final Score TNT 15-14.
(This was the 5th game 2nd Chance has lost in such fashion, they could be a dangerous team come bracket time. Keep at it Al and crew!!! Good news: Kat still loves Buttah, I think, just win a few games to make sure…)

BREEZE!!! Gotta love a man that swings and BBQ's!!

3pm

3 Kings @ Clems
Clemerica won the battle of the Black & White! Paulie Guns made the play of the game with a diving grab in deep center field, robbing 3 King’s Billy of a 3-run homer. Breeze attempted the same catch on the next hit, but tripped on his beard. With 5 lead changes, it was a walk off win for the Battleship! Sam is still waiting for his 30 bucks from Matty and 3K.
Final score: Clem 13-12.

Good Co. @ Petes

See...No smile= HR....


Trying to get a recap from Good Co. is like trying to get Big Rob to buy you a beer. Holy shit!!!! The emails from both teams included: I am not sure. I cannot remember. Can anyone remember? And, I don’t know ask Wally. Finally, got something though…Mike V. hit a dinger and Wally stopped smiling long enough to also homer. And I know we love the HR leader board, but it has not been updated in like 5 weeks!!! I think someone hid Cesar’s keyboard and put it out of his reach (INSERT JOKE HERE).
Final score: The Pinks 14-6.

5pm

Turkey’s Nest @ Soft Spot
At first when I saw Winston starting at catcher, I thought why?? Then I figured it was a good move in case he wanted to nap in between pitches. I mean he is like 65 yrs old at this point, the elderly need their rest. TN relied on the long ball all day with HR’s by last years champ, Mike Kornhauser, his 1st of the season, Zac, Louis and Bryan “Fuck Hey!!” Helm. The Nest defense was lead by Trish at 2B and was very sharp, holding the Yetis to only 5.
Final score: Turkey 12-5.

Reel2Reel @ Loggers
R2r were like 70’s porn stars, pounding away for 25 runs, for their all-time high in a single game this season. And all of this with just 9 players. Leading 9-1 in the 5th they exploded for 10 more. Lady Reelers, Julia and Marisa were smoking line drive base hits all day long. Player of the game was newly appointed lead-off hitter Dave “Barndog” Babkow and his epic 8 FOR 8 day at the plate with 3 doubles and 5 singles….GOD Damn!!!
Final score: R2R 25-8

Before this one time engagement is over, I want to give a lot of props to Holland and Carly for doing this every week, if my boss knew how much I spent writing this at work I would be fired for sure…No props to Cesar…none what so ever!!!! I am also amazed that after a whole day and night of boozing and smoking and playing and boozing again, any of us remember anything…Thank God for the recap…

Mickey-palooza!! Bidding starts at...........

Onnnnneeeee more thing…On AT we have a very eligible, disease-free young bachelor, Mickey “Smiles” Rosegrady,  I am putting him up for auction for a date…Look at his Burt Reynolds like Playgirl centerfold pose…Come on WSL ladies and ladies’ friends…Let the bidding begin!!!

Thought I was gonna curse way more…oh well fuck it…Its been fun…

– G

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